Funny things can happen when you’re looking for a simple answer. Like, who finished No. 1 in college football? Easy, you say. Alabama hammered Notre Dame 42-14 in the BCS title game, so the Crimson Tide has to be No. 1. But where was the BCS announcement stating such? So I started looking for the rankings on the Internet, and the first place I was directed to was a site called the Colley Matrix, one of the six computer programs that formulates the BCS rankings. Folks, do you want to know why robots will turn us into slaves who must …